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get your lots in paradise now

by therevealer in

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be aware that it is a long hike to the property.. .

Mr. Falcon

i call dibs on that blue dress lady's chest. hey now!

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Demonstrations From the Platform

by DarioKehl in

good evening, all.... still relatively new here so if i'm posting about a topic that's already been run into the ground, i apologize.

but i just wanted to acknowledge the typical "demo" we all see at meetings, assemblies and conventions.

even back when i was a good-goody teen dub, my brother, friends and i would jokingly refer to demos as "5-minute illustrations on how to say 'no.'".

Mr. Falcon

or he's a "double lifer" who is up there and going off like Ricky Righteous. Every other kid in the audience is silently laughing their ass off knowing it's all a crock of sh!t.

THANK YOU for pointing this out, DesirousOfChange.

I'd see these morons up on stage bragging about how they devote every waking moment to upholding Jehovah's soveriegnty or they are giving a demonstration about how to resist temptations. Then you look on Facebook and they even have photos of themselves up on stage, badge and all, hands open to the heavens.

Then the next pictures are them at the bar doing shots or all piled up orgy-style in a hot tub or on someone's couch.

Brilliant.

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So I finished reading the Origin of Species last night.....

by Mr. Falcon in

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...oh my.. i am not trying to start a creation vs. evolution debate, but something else really did stand out in my mind upon reading this "infamous" book.

and that is that the theory of evolution is a very complex and at times, logically interesting theory.

it makes valid points as well as asking fair and legitimate questions of the theory of creation.

Mr. Falcon

Thanks Massey. Crazy isn't it? They all start giving you the hairy eye, like you're up to no good. You say something that isn't exactly the official company line and the next thing you know....

I've got one that can SEE!

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So I finished reading the Origin of Species last night.....

by Mr. Falcon in

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...oh my.. i am not trying to start a creation vs. evolution debate, but something else really did stand out in my mind upon reading this "infamous" book.

and that is that the theory of evolution is a very complex and at times, logically interesting theory.

it makes valid points as well as asking fair and legitimate questions of the theory of creation.

Mr. Falcon

Don't listen to zoiks, people. Next thing you know he'll be telling us that the Earth is round and you won't sail off the edge when you get to the horizon.

You'd think that the WTBS would embrace the theory of evolution, seeing how their doctrines keep "evolving".

Watchtower August 1, 2025 - Why You Can Put Faith In Raptor Jesus

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What do you think 2012 Convention theme will be?

by Iamallcool in

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So I finished reading the Origin of Species last night.....

by Mr. Falcon in

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...oh my.. i am not trying to start a creation vs. evolution debate, but something else really did stand out in my mind upon reading this "infamous" book.

and that is that the theory of evolution is a very complex and at times, logically interesting theory.

it makes valid points as well as asking fair and legitimate questions of the theory of creation.

Mr. Falcon

VM44 - I'm gonna put my money on "no".

unshackled - haha I was like 8 when we did that book and I ate that crap right up! All boldly making comments about how evolution is sooo stupid. Everybody there commending me on my fine comments. I'm currently working on a time machine to go back and beat my own unevolved ass.

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So I finished reading the Origin of Species last night.....

by Mr. Falcon in

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...oh my.. i am not trying to start a creation vs. evolution debate, but something else really did stand out in my mind upon reading this "infamous" book.

and that is that the theory of evolution is a very complex and at times, logically interesting theory.

it makes valid points as well as asking fair and legitimate questions of the theory of creation.

Mr. Falcon

leavingwt - Thank you for those links. I wish we could study the blue Evolution book again, because I could maybe sneak a few facts in. Oh who am I kidding? Even if I did, the average JW is too naive to even think any deeper than the next Watchtower paragraph.

wobble - He really was very observant. Creationists love to talk poorly of Darwin's character, ala Bill O'reilly style, but in his writing are very frank and honest. He even spends entire sections of his book admitting glaring holes in his own theory. Let's see the WTBS do that.

Giordano & Justitia Themis - Very good points you both make. Like most close-minded, ignorant factions, JWs try to dumb everything down to just "black or white" "good or evil" "us or them". But very little in this universe is that simple, other than an uneducated and closed mind. Being a born-in, I was always told that anyone in a labcoat is automatically an athiest. But I to know people who are scientists as well and many of them go to church. Riddle me that, Batman.

Franklin Massey - I'm curious, did you get in trouble for reading that book? I wasn't going to flaunt that I had read it, but I was just wondering what the typical JW reaction would be to owning and reading this supposidly evil book.

Thank you all for your comments.

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